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| This picture is probably by Pedro Janeiro. If not, damn it, heaven can come down on me for this one. |
My love for Lisbon fashion week is non-existent. And every season they're still able to leave me more and more confused with their own management and publicity. This season's theme (yes, fashion week every season has a theme!) is PULSE. And you ask yourself: PULSE? Yeah, I know, it's hard to understand.
I guess what they're trying to say it's that this season theme was pulse because fashion has a pulse, and it's very fast! BAH! Gosh, this is so frustrating. Watching season after season this bastards create an event that they call fashion week. It's deplorable! A fashion week has no theme! It can't have! Because you're having dozens of designers showing their collection, and none of the collections has nothing in common! Hello??! So why have a theme? For the decoration? For the interiors design? God, it's the same space, every fucking year. And it's every year basically the same. So why in God's name give a theme to fashion week? Why can't you just organize a normal fashion week. Sad, sad, sad. For like twenty fucking years or more, since they started out, that these bastards have a theme. Why can't you just copy something right for once?
And all the pretty boys and all the pretty girls go there and say it's amazing when it's not! I mean, most of the designers in LFW don't even know what they're doing. To call what they do a collection is absurd!
The real fashion week happens after, at Oporto. It's called Portugal Fashion and it's where one of the best Portuguese designers shows his collection. His name is Felipe Oliveira Baptista. I'm so over Lisbon fashion week. God, give me a break. Get your shit together. Just because you guys are doing it for more than twenty years doesn't mean you're doing it right. Get it? Please, take notes.